Do you know that drinking your urine every morning cures you of every illness?

Here's something I read in a Nigerian magazine today

Do you know that drinking your urine very early in the morning, every day, makes you stay healthy all year round? It does not matter what the nature of the sickness is, urine therapy will sure be of help, since the principle remains the same; every sickness contains its own cure. Breast cancer or any other form of cancer, when detected early can be effectively treated with urine therapy.

Drink urine? Seriously? Excuse me while I go throw up...